As Long-Winded As Always

Before I say anything at all, I have to clear something up. My last post put a few people in an uproar, so I just want to alleviate their fears and reassure everyone that yes, I did in fact finish Dragon Age: Origins directly after posting a few weeks ago.

I know a lot of you have been worrying about that, and I'm sorry for not letting you know sooner. It was really mean of me to do that to you.

In case you are still concerned, yes, I did restart the game. No need to be alarmed, I'm only 30 hours in. Barely halfway!

Anyway! I promised to let you all know about this last semester I just completed, so here it is.

**What? Ali is actually updating when she said she would? What is the world coming to? Is it ending? Should I be preparing for the apocalypse?**

Well, no the world's not ending... as far as I know. Although if you want to stockpile supplies, I will for sure come hide out at your house when the zombies attack! ;)

But for real, this semester was crazy and tough and slightly insane. There were multiple days when I felt like I was going crazy and banged my head on the wall thinking, "Why am I doing this to myself!?!?"

Which in turn made my roommate think I was crazy as well. So basically, everyone thought this semester was my decent into madness.

Let's be real, we all knew it was coming eventually.

To start it all off was recruitment. 


It went AMAZING!!!! We got the greatest group of girls possible. In all my imaginings of what our new pledge class would look like, I never thought they would be as talented, smart, driven, and downright incredible as they are.

And with our new ladies, I got a GrandLittle!!!

In actuality, I got two GrandLittles: one from my sorority, and one from my Theatre fam. It's funny because they are so different from one another, but I love them both soooooooooooooooooooooo much.

I couldn't have asked for better GrandLittles. I hope they know that.

However, getting GrandLittles made me feel really old and I realized that I don't have much time left at college.

So naturally, the only thing to do at that point is to get super involved in my sorority and volunteer to help with/plan every possible thing I can.

Honestly, I'm happy I did that. Even though it added to my stress, it gave me more opportunities to bond with my sisters and gave me a greater satisfaction and sense of belonging with my sorority.

Let's see, what else has happened since I last posted?

Oh, yeah! I was in a show this semester!

It wasn't a show on campus :( but rather, it was at another university in the area: Rose State College Theatre.

Don't laugh at me. The production was...

Oklahoma!

I know, we did Oklahoma! in Oklahoma. Hilarious.

For those in my immediate family (and friends if you really want), I have a recording of the production if you would like to view it. So long as you promise not to sell tickets to view.

Pinky promise me!!!!

Just remember, I'm always watching.

The production was a lot of fun. I got to dance a lot which was different. I used to think I had seventeen left feet, but it turns out I'm actually a pretty good dancer.

I'm so proud of myself. I know you can't see me, so I'm telling you that I'm giving myself a pat on the back.

Yeah, so:

I got a job!

Everyone has told me over and over that I would absolutely hate working retail. 

I think what they meant to tell me was they hate working retail.

I L-O-V-E working retail. At Charming Charlie at least. My job was so much fun! I loved working there, and plan to go back when I'm living in OKC again.

The girls I worked with were all so nice, and I loved greeting and assisting customers. Working weekends were my favorite.

I know, I sound crazy.

I'm really not lying in case someone from work reads this, I really do love working there!

Okay, so we're in about October here at this point. Halloween happened, but it wasn't anything exciting. 

I mean... we carved pumpkins.


What was more exciting was what happened the week AFTER Halloween.

I know this happens every year, so it doesn't seem like I should still be making a big deal about it, but that is because you are all silly and do not know the wonders of:

HOMECOMING!!!!!!

Woot! Woot!

Pictures will go here as soon as I work up enough energy to go searching for them, but the OCU theme this year was "Unite".

Our theme for my sorority was Disney Villains. 

So basically, I was the Assistant to the Head of Lip Sync, and Chairman of the Script Writing Committee this year. Which inevitably meant that I got to play Cruella de Vil.

(I stopped being lazy long enough to find this picture)

My sister thinks I should audition to be her at one of the Disney Parks. I've always thought of myself as more of an Ariel or Cinderella girl myself... 

Although it is one of my life goals to play Ursula on Broadway...

But anyway, we took 3rd this year which is super impressive!!!! Since we don't have a football team to make Homecoming a big deal, all of Greek life makes it a big deal by going all out in each aspect of the competition.

It can get intense.

So getting third on our crazy competitive campus is a major win.

Sometime following that was Victory.


Aren't I so cute!?!?!

Obviously it was a beach theme. Luau theme.

It was great fun, but I'm not a big fan of dances, so I mostly sat around talking with my sisters.

Let's see, did anything else important happen?

Oh, duh!

Guys.

Guess what!

Did you say "what"?

You better have said what.

Guys!

I went to Italy.




My parents decided to go live over there for three months for funsies, so they flew my siblings and I to meet them for Thanksgiving.

We went to Venice, Rome, Florence, and Milan spending Thanksgiving itself in Florence at my parent's apartment.

Naturally, my parents knew a guy whose restaurant served an American Thanksgiving meal on Thanksgiving, so I got my turkey and smashed taters.



The real priorities.

I was worried. I almost snuck peas into my suitcase to make sure I got my traditional Thanksgiving meal. My sister convinced me to bring Fruit Snacks instead at the last minute.

But I like Fruit Snacks, so really it all worked out.

When I got back from Italy, we only had three weeks left in the semester and my roommate (and bestie) is graduating in May, and since I'll be studying abroad this semester, I wasn't going to get to see her again before she left the nest and entered the adult world.

So I threw her a Murder Mystery Party.

Yeah, I'm a weirdo. I even wrote the entire thing myself, I didn't use a kit. I invented the characters, wrote the clues, and threw in a few scavenger hunts to find possible murder weapons.

This is after sleeping 11 hours in four days. I'm pretty impressed I pulled it off.

Everyone seemed to have a lot of fun, and even asked me to do it again sometime. Hopefully with some sleep beforehand though.

I don't really have any good pictures of the party, so here's a picture of a cookie I decorated that night instead!


Other quick things:

Star Wars: The Force Awakens was awesome and gave me the opportunity to take some Shameless Star Wars Selfies.




Hilarious.

People stared at me like I was crazy in each store, but I'm starting to learn this is a common occurrence.

Also, I learned how to play guitar this semester. I'm still not very good, but I'm getting there.

So naturally, I had to buy myself a guitar!


The primary reason was so that I could give my brother my old guitar for Christmas so that he would stop bothering me about wanting to play it all the time to which I could only ever respond,

"It's mine. Get your own."

But he's broke. And lazy. So I bought him his own.

Sister of the Year Award goes right here folks!

Speaking of Christmas though, I get a little obsessive about the holiday. I can't help it. I really like the Christmas spirit. 

And the music. And the food. And the decorations. And everything that could possibly have anything to do with Christmas.

This is how I decorated my tree this year. If you can't tell, the Ali on the left is full to the brim of Christmas spirit.

Or hot chocolate. One of the two.

But it's okay. For as much as I get crazy about Christmas, my family gets even crazier.

Sometimes, all you can really do at that point is take a good, wholesome family Christmas picture.


Oh yes, my brother. This is the reason you do not upload pictures to my Google Drive.

Well, that was long.

Props to anyone who actually read all of that. I promise to write a shorter post next time. 

I will close us out the only way one can truly close out something like this.

With a picture of me and a cardboard cutout of Socrates.


Until next time. May the Force be with you.

As Long-Winded as Always,

Ali

As Social Media Savvy As Always

Welcome back friends! It's been a while. Ya know, like almost a full year! Say hello to 2016 everyone!

Well, so far 2016 Ali isn't much different than 2015 Ali except for one little fact, 2016 Ali is about to embark on the most epic and amazing of adventures.

Wait for it...

I'm going to Austria

Woo-hoo!!!

I am so excited! I cannot express over an unpersonalized font forming pixelated text on a screen how freaking excited I am.

Given, my parental units are wigging out because they don't think I'm prepared, but that's only because they haven't seen my incredibly detailed and meticulous list.

Fear not parental units! I am a self-proclaimed adult now!

I can't wait to leave. It's going to be so much fun.

Now, since I'm certain to have fabulous adventures abroad, I had to sit down and have a serious conversation with the multiple voices in my head about whether or not I wanted to let all of you (my audience) know about these adventures of mine.

I said to myself, "Ali, your fans (haha, I wish) would love to hear about these adventures especially since you keep ignoring them and not updating your blog."

To which I could only answer, "You're right Ali, but we're so bad at remembering to update the blog. We don't want to promise something we won't be able to deliver."

But then I had a brilliant idea: what if we didn't just use our blog to tell stories!?!?

After seeing a therapist about the multiple voices in my head (just kidding, they refuse to leave), I went to work reacquiring my video camera from my thief of a sister, and putting together a YouTube Channel!!!!

DISCLAIMER!!! This YouTube Channel will not just be for vlogging. It is also for random Ali activities such as posting songs, baking videos, makeup tutorials, and other such hoopla. 

However, I will be employing both this YouTube Channel and my normal blog (Exhibit A) to chronicle my global jaunt.

So stay tuned!

I will tell you all about my Fall 2015 semester in a later post; don't you worry your pretty little heads about that.

In other news, I started a SoundCloud (finally). It's something I've been wanting to do for a while, but I wasn't sure if I really wanted to put myself out there like that, but I finally decided, "What the hey!" and did it.

So there will be new songs posted there frequently; some songs will have videos on my YouTube channel to accompany them.

I think that's enough rambling for one day. I have to finish Dragon Age: Origins and this leftover Chinese food is not going to eat itself.

Until next time!

As Social Media Savvy As Always,

Ali

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As Villainous As Always

Well, this is a thing that I do I guess. I've started to notice that my blog is randomly popular. I'm not sure why because I'm really not interesting... like at all!

But, sure!

If you people think I'm interesting, then I'm just gonna go with it!

Here I am again, the most interesting person in the world! I think I should get an award for that... is there an award for that? If not, there should be, and I should win it! Muah-ha-ha.

Was that an evil laugh? How did that get in there?

No idea. There are no villains or evil plots here...

Yeah...

Sometimes I sit down to write this blog and just spew nonsense without having any idea what I'm talking about.

But who ever actually knows what they're talking about? We pretend really well that we do, but when we get to the heart of the matter, all we are are these humans who think we have something to communicate, but we can't actually put any of our feelings into words, so we just start saying things without knowing what it is we're saying in the hopes that someone understands the emotions behind the words we are saying because the words themselves are worthless.

Well... that's a thing that just happened.

I was thinking about backspacing a few paragraphs there, but then I remembered that this blog is for fun, so who cares if I just rambled like an idiot!?

Let's talk about classes!

I'm in a Makeup Lab this year which basically means that I now have all the best photos of myself which I will now share with the world.

Are you ready?

Corrective:





 Middle-Age:




Old-Age:




Tiger:













Dragon:













Accidents:













Facial Hair:




This class is literally the best thing that's ever happened to me. You should all be excited for the pictures from my final that will be coming your way soon!

It's gonna be totally awesome.

Any get that reference?

Moving on.

I am also in a Stage Combat course. I like to pretend I'm a pirate when I'm in class.

That might just be because I'm randomly obsessed with pirates... and listen to pirate music on a regular basis... and... stuff...

Some girls want to be princesses, and some girls want to be pirates. 

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!

(cue Ali not being defensive at all)

Now that we've cleared that up, here's the video from my midterm fight sequence!

"Crazy Bitch Breaks Down Door"

Sometime soon there will be a hand-to-hand combat video up here.

Pretty much, as soon as finals happen, you will be getting all the best pics and videos!

Not much else has happened in my life. I've been watching a lot of The Flash and Arrow. Like, it's kinda been eating my life.

But that's fine because I'm still getting my work done and that's the important thing since, ya know, school.

Um... I'm looking forward to the summer! I have no idea what I'm doing yet which is really annoying since I sorta have a job offer, but not really, but we're gonna get it figured out. 

Don't you worry your pretty little head off about that.

Now that I've gotten you all up to date on the things that have happened during that gap of time when you all thought I was dead, I can come back next time with some witty little anecdotes and whatnot.

Oh! That reminds me!

Courtney, my roomie, had two friends come in town on Sunday, one of whom is staying till Thursday. Since I went home for Easter, I drove back Sunday night expecting to just watch some TV, maybe eat some food, and go to bed early.

Courtney's friends apparently had other plans.

As I was driving in, Courtney called me asking how to get to the OKC Bombing Memorial from Bricktown.

For those of you who do not know the geography of Oklahoma City, those two places are nowhere near each other.

Clearly the only logical solution was to join Courtney and her crazy friends at the memorial (at 11:00 pm-ish) to hang out and be able to give them a lift back to their car.

We ended up exploring the memorial and having a lot of fun. 

And of course the only thing you can do after that is enact the evil plot you've been planning for years now and throw your roommate and her friends a surprise Easter egg hunt!

They were all really excited, so I hope that means they had fun!

I wish I had more eggs than I did, but that's ok. 

I am honestly so excited now though to hide Easter eggs for excited little kids of my own, but sorry mother! That's not gonna happen anytime soon!

Well, this post is already pretty long between my rambling and random pictures, so I'll just cut my losses and end it here.

By the way, you should all subscribe to my blog via email over there on the right so that you'll get an update every time I post something new!

Until next time, friends!

As Villainous As Always,

Ali


As Awesomely Busy As Always

I told you I'd be back. And you were so worried, I know you were, don't try to lie to me. 

It's ok, I won't tell anyone! Shh! Your secret is safe with me!

Well, here we are again, doing this thing that we do where I tell random stories about my life and you pretend to care. Oh, what's that? You really do care? Oh, stop it you. I'm blushing.

In that case!

Welcome to April! I know there's been a ton of stuff that I haven't told you, but I'm working on it. I'm really trying here, I promise.

I don't know where to start...

Um...

I've already told you how much I love baking, so I don't think I need to go back into all that.

Oh! We'll start at the most recent thing and just work our way backwards, sound good?

Formal

This past weekend we had our Phi Mu Formal. I decided not to take a date this year, but still had a lot of fun!

The theme of formal this year was "Red Carpet". So our venue (a country club) was decked out all super fancy and whatnot for us.

The food was really good, and although I didn't feel much like dancing, I got a few good moves in!

And because I know everyone is curious about what my hair looked like, don't lie, I know you were, here's what I did to it:


Not gonna lie, I'm pretty proud of those mad hair styling skills!

Spring Break.

One of my best friends and I decided to take a trip to Leadville, Colorado to go skiing and snowboarding. We drove up in one day, spent two days on the mountain, then took a day to drive back.

For those of you who don't know how far Dallas is from Leadville, let me give you a little idea here.



What does that say? It looks like it says 14 hours and 49 minutes. Wow, that's a long way! But it was fine because we listened to a great book!

The Testing by Joelle Charbonneau

and subsequently

Independant Study by Joelle Charbonneau

They're really good if you like dystopian novels!



I snowboarded when we were there. I wouldn't say that I'm awesome or anything because that's not true. But I'm pretty good, and I really like it!





Snowboard in the foreground, gorgeous gift from God in the background. Overall, a good vacation!

Trojan Women

Before I ever decided to have fun on Spring Break, I was in a play. "What is this madness Ali? You were actually in a play?"

Why yes! I was!

I was in a production of The Trojan Women by Euripides. I was a little skeptical of Greek to begin with because not only have I never been in a Greek production, but the only Greek I've ever seen was... not so great...

But it was actually stinkin' awesome! 

The director was probably the best director I've ever worked with in my life. I am so overwhelmingly glad I was able to be in a show with him because I learned so much and was able to grow a lot through the course of the production.

Not to mention, my bestie (and roommate) was the stage manager. We literally saw each other ALL THE TIME!!! And were so okay with it!

I adored the show and the cast, despite the depressing subject matter, and literally cried when it ended.

Then again, I cried at the end of every show... it was part of the story, I promise!

Halloween

Woo-hoo!! 

Ok, I need to preface everything I'm about to say with the fact that I've only ever celebrated Halloween once before in my life.

Boo-hoo, poor baby Ali didn't get to celebrate Halloween growing up.

Ah, bleh. I had fun slingshot-ing Tootsie Rolls at Trick-or-Treaters through my brother's window, leave me alone!

Anywho, even the one time I celebrated Halloween, I did not make myself a costume for the... holiday?

Whatever.

I decided to go all out this Halloween since I actually had plans for once! My Theatre Little and I were going to go to H & 8th which is a Food Truck Festival in OKC, then go see a midnight performance of Bat Boy at out school. 

The only logical conclusion was to make the number one most bad ass Halloween costume EVER!!!

And what costume might that be?

I'm embarrassed for you that you even have to ask such a question.

I decided to go as the fabulous,

marvelous,

incomparable,

literally incomprehensible,

Harley Quinn.

For those of you who are not already aware of my deep and unending love for all things superheros, here's a quick rundown for ya:

My favorite superheroes in order are:

1. Nightcrawler

2. Robin (Dick Grayson)

3. Deadpool

4. Rorschach

I love the X-Men more than anything, but am a DC girl because the X-Men and Spiderman are the only things about Marvel that I like.

Except I have to say that Marvel's movie making skills are far superior... then again, DC is pumping out some top notch TV shows!

But when it comes to villains, nothing beats Batman villains, and ABSOLUTELY nothing beats Harley Quinn.

She's like my psychotic homegirl, or... something.

Ignoring that, I thought it would be fun to build myself a costume to be my favorite super villain of all time, so I did!

I'll spare you all the boring details and get straight to the results:

Wha-la!




Yeah, I know! How do ya like dem apples!?

It was a fun night; I really enjoyed it, and would like to, potentially, celebrate it again sometime!

ugly.

So, not only have I been in a show since I last posted, but I've also been in a movie. 

I'm not lying. No leg pulling. This is the honest to goodness truth!

Here's some information about the movie:

http://www.eyeshock.com/index.php/movies/comedy/item/186-ugly

It's called ugly. and will be coming out May 31st. I'm not sure where yet, but I will find out!

I played a young doctor named April for the film and spent a lot of my screen time being sarcastic which was great fun!



I loved the role and enjoyed working with Eyeshock Studios. I would love to work with them again in the future if I get a chance!

Big/Little

As a sophomore this year, I've had the magnificently fabulous opportunity to take on Littles.

I understand that not everyone knows what a Little is. Well... I'm not really sure how to describe it other than we make "families" as a sort of mentoring type thing, so incoming freshman have someone to go to and talk to about life and such.

Poor description aside, I now have two amazing Littles (and an adopted Little who I also love but am not exactly sure where she fits in all this).

One of my Littles is through Theatre. Hilariously, my Theatre Big is that roommate I told you about earlier. We're more of friends than Big/Little though.

But I love my Theatre Little! She is the cutest, most adorable thing in the entire world! She's into all the nerdy things I love, and still manages to be one of the coolest people ever.

The fascinating thing, however, is that I had no idea who she was until Big/Little reveal. It was really nerve wracking meeting her for the first time without knowing if she was going to love me as much as I already loved her. 

I think she loves me now... I hope she loves me...

My other Little was chosen. She's my Phi Mu Little. I got to pick her, and she (as far as I know) picked me!

Then came the presents. 

I crafted so hard for Big/Little week. I worked my skills and fingers to the MAX!!!!!!

Literally.





















There is a lot of random stuff that I could still talk about, but this post is already long, so we'll just wrap that sucker on up, stick in the back of my closet, and save it for next time.

Although I have to share that I've started writing down funny things that my roommate says which has prompted her to not talk.

She has instead decided that she is a kitty and will only "meow" from now on. So, when I asked her earlier if she would bring me the bowl of chocolate mousse I made, she decided to crawl over to the fridge and carry to bowl to me on her head.

Sometimes I wonder about her, but then I remember: she lives with me, no one would be sane after that!

... I've realized my posts aren't as funny as they used to be. I will endeavor to be less of a failure next time.

Thus, till next time, friends!

As Awesomely Busy As Always,

Ali

Update: My roommate, and I quote, is "apparently not a cat anymore which is sad. [She] liked being a cat. It was a simpler time.”